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Its a very late morning again. And I dont take any responsibility for this. Yesterday evening I was angry. So there was this hedache, the biggest one of last few months. So slept late, and it was really hard to get up when your head pains and the weather is shit. But, the future of the day doesn't look that bad . I am not the only one who is angry or who deserves to be angry. I read this news
http://in.news.yahoo.com/indiaabroad/20080607/r_t_ians_nl_general/tnl-love-struck-man-climbs-15-floors-fal-b9e311f_1.html
. Just imagine a guy trying to climb a drainpipe to meet someone in the dead fo the night , he climbs first floor , then second then he goes up up , motivated enough to not look down. But just when he is there, he looks down and thats it , free fall. There was a line in Herbert :
Balloon, rocket , birds , steps , whatever goes up comes down. And by newton , with same end velocity and acceleration. Justice is there only after death.
The news ends like this :
"There is no one that we can hold accountable for the accident but the victim himself, who was foolish enough to climb up the drain pipe," said Deputy Commissioner of Police Sateesh Balan.


Then there was this news :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/indiaabroad/20080606/r_t_ians_nl_general/tnl-love-for-empty-bullet-lands-woman-in-b9e311f.html
She must be very angry. She just loves empty bullets. Like Dharmendra likes khoon of is favourite dog, or ramgopal verma loves bal thackre, or salman khan loves black bucks or Osama loves USA. Like all these people her love was so non violent, still police stopped her. Can you imagine police stopping Morarji Desai carrying a bottle of fresh yellow urine ? Then why this discrimination. Well, Morarji Desai was a national pride, for Pakistan. He is the only Indian to receive the highest civilian awards from both India and Pakistan, namely the Bharat Ratna and Nishaan-e-Pakistan. He had tried hard to run for the nobel peace prize like all the prime ministers before Manmohan Singh ( modulo Indira Gandhi) tried. His best friend was Zia ul-Haq. He shared every news with him, his breakfast, the color f his morning shit , the briefings from RAW. The great story of how he didnt believe the RAW briefing that Pakistan is developing their nuclear power and called Zia ul-Haq and told him that RAW is giving all this weird stories is really one of the greatest stories of friendship and love. But he was the greatest inventor of auto urine theory. Don't laugh , this theory is really sound. Atleast drinking your own piss is far better than drinking others isn't it . Read the following story to start respecting our great leader bharat ratna Morarji Desai :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/ani/20080607/r_t_ani_nl_nri/tnl-cow-urine-as-anti-diabetic-drug-d03182a.html