Bewafa Deepika ya baal baal dekho

First censor di certificate.
Film name Bewafa Deepika ya baal baal dekho. Universal yet adult. Language : Slangali.


Then dhnechu production presents :







A boring picture movie:



BEWAFA DEEPIKA YA BAAL BAAL DEKHO.

The title song starts
http://www.esnips.com/doc/89855daf-36c2-46a0-88ba-eff921ebb0ae/Shei-hawa
You can see the room of Mr X. As all the things in his room gets listed on the screen you can see the starting credits. All the names are attached with a tag to the different different objects of the room. The title song fades and you can see Mr X on his bed , half naked, showing his skinny muscles.




The alarm clock starts ringing. It is 8 30 , he has to go to the first lecture. It goes on, he canges his sleeping position, throws the pillow to the clock, after 10 minutes of this philosophical fight MR X gives up. He gets up, the first word of the day coming from his mouth is " gandu saala, antkurir byata ( son of impotent)". He changes the alarm to 10 30. He goes to the bathroom, takes toothpaste on his toothbrush, washes his face, looks at it , feels disgusted ,
Mr X : " Saala er theke gadhar na chhochano pod bhalo ( even dirty arse of donkey is better than this ).
With the toothpaste in his mouth he sits on his bed, he goes to the vishnu position , logs in, reads times of india and bbc, while reading bbc he keeps saying "dhyamna phirangi". Then goes to orkut , goes to his freinds profile, then friends to friends, friends to friends to friend, friends to friends ......... to friend profile. Goes to santbanta checks out all the new wallpapers. And suddenly he looks at the wallpaper of Deepika , Oh deepika Oh Deepika :
song : http://www.esnips.com/doc/bbce22a2-5e79-48d1-828a-5f5370c382e1/Ajab-Si---Om-Shanti-Om
He goes through all the posters of deepika. His fleshless face covers up with emotion and his mouth fills up with the froth of the toothpaste. He finds out that he took part in some competition where the winer will get a chance to talk with deepika padukone by phone. The song is almost over , suddenly his phone rings, he receives the phone, and from the opposite side a woman voice confirms that X has won the prize to talk with deepika, all the froth comes out from his mouth because of surprise, excitement , love etc etc etc. He waits for Deepika, and she starts talking.
Deepika : Hi,
X : .......
Deepika : Hi, Is it , Palandu Choudhury.
X : .....
Deepika : Hi, Can you hear me. What happened to the line. I think I lost him.
X (shouting) : No, No, I am not lost. I am here.
Deepika : So you are here.
X : YA Ya,Good morning Deepika. I am your greatest fan . I have seen Om Shanti Om 15 times.
Deepika : (fake blushing) Because of fans like you we enjoy our stardom. Thanks Pandu.
X: Its Palandu.
Deepika: Oh I am sorry. Thanks Palandu. You have a nice name. What is the meaning ?
X: You have the best name deepika. Light .
Deepika: And the meaning of your name ?
X: God knows.
Deepika: Very meaningful. God knows.
X: NO , NO...
Deepika: So Palandu, how is life treating you. Tell me something about you. We dont get the oppurtunity to know about our fans. Thanks to radio mirchi, TVS sporty, Pepsi, Fair and lovely ... and all the sponsors of this show ....
X: I love you, I mean I love your acting. I always wanted to meet you. It was my dream, now it is partially reality.
Deepika: And what do you do ?
X : You know Yuvraj is a good cricketer but not your type... He is a big flirt, not that stable. You need someone who is stable..
Deepika: Ha ha ha, Palandu ji, this are all rumors.
X: Really. Is it true ? Yeah, I didn't believe it . But you know, you stay so far away, so all this interent news are the only way to know about you. But these bustards....
Deepika : Palandu ji....
X: So Yuvraj is not there. Even I am single Deepika. I am looking for someone who is stable , caring, beautiful, what about you ?


Deepika : You are really funny .


background song starts :
http://www.esnips.com/doc/2ed53f3b-6c16-4d77-9546-c99fcc7cf78b/chandrabindu_Jodi_bolo

X: Yes , all my friend say that. But when you say it means a lot. I have even acted in school plays. Once I was a Donkey in a play. I forgot my lines and started crying. Everyone laughed.

Deepika : He, he

X: You didn't tell me which kind of guy you like .

Deepika: Well, I am busy with films now, and I dont want to be in relationship now, it takes lots of time you know.

X: No , No. Ok. But when you will have time.

Deepika: Someone who loves me, who matured, intelligent, caring, honest, witty.

X: So like Sharrukh khan in Swadesh.

Deepika: He He, Shahrukh is great.

X: You will like someone like shahrukh.

Deepika : Shahrukh in Om shanti Om. He looks kool in it . With his new stye and body

X looks at his body with a sigh of dissapointment.

Deepika : and his new hair style.

X: So you like guys with long hair.

X feels really bad as he shaved his head few days back. Now he doesn't satisfy any of deepikas condition except loving, caring and witty .

Deepika : I mean guys with long hair looks good. But honesty is very important.

X: Yes, Yes honesty honesty. I also like honest people. It seems our taste matches. But its sad that i wont be able to meet you .
Deepika: Oh Palandu ji, you are a nice guy. I will love to meet you.
X: I will only love if I meet you. But it seems impossible.
Deepika: Ohh palandu ji, dont be sad. Ok its a deal . I will meet you when I go to your place. Hey I am going to your place next week. I will take your contacts from the competition. I will try my best to meet you.
X: Really, really really.........
The phone disconnects, the alarm clock rings , Its 10 30. For the first time the alarm clock doesn't piss him off. But still he changes the alarm to 4: 30.
He calls his friend to tell the story and figures out that probably this is the last and first chance to
impress Deepika. What a luck. his friend was sleeping. Those who sleep have their luck sleeping with them.

Interval of the short film.
Enjoy the trailors of the other movies.........
Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the theatre.