Thursday, May 29, 2008

Few things about paad in paadova which people know or which they should know

Today paad comes back again. Some of my friends always complained that my thoughts are very vulgar and there is nothing great in being vulgar. But what can I do, when I have the pen (in this case the french keyboard), I have the great "responsibility" to be very honest about what I think, specially the vulgar ones. There is nothing great in vulgarity, I accept, but if everyone is a superhero then who will be the common man ? I am this common man (or utuman).

Anyway , i do yoga everyday , specially my favourite two yogas. Sabashan and paban muktashan. Both are very important and practised by almost all the living forms available in this world. So in some sense it is very very universal, one of the greatest gifts of God. So how can I not think about this. Paad are generally of two types, or more precisely they are union of two sets, with possibly empty intersection. Why possibly ? Well , from a great result of some great sage :
"byom paade gondho naade, bhoos paade pran kande", it follows that paad are of two types , byom and bhoos., with empty intersection. But as Dr Pranav told me that there were cases where even byom paad had the perfume of bhoos paad. This is a recent unpublished result. Paad is natural event which can happen even without any reasons. Each second there are millions of people paading, bhoos or byom paad. Even while you are reading this post someone (if not you) very near to you may be enjoying this bliss called paad.
There are lots of poems written on Paad , one of my favourite is the one which my mother taught me once upon a time:
Paade Padonti,
Shnoke bhaggobonti,
je na paader mormo jaane
Saat somudro paar kore bajna aane.

Paad is treated really badly in our society. It doesn't have the kind of status which it deserve. Emerging economies can use the energy in Paad to solve their enerygy related problem. Countries like Bangladesh can use human rockets (following the usual conservation of momentum) and make themself as strong as USA. Or we can use Paad as natural gas, we can get free flavors . Like one day you eat some good chicken vindaloo, next with the stored paad you cook, and the food will have the flavor of chicken vindaloo.


There are few people whose paad are very famous, I am not one of them. I can produce tobacco flavor paad sometime, but thats it.
Elliptic curves are not related to paad, and today we ( including paranav) solved the problems of elliptic curve exam.
Let me remind you again, there is nothing great in vulgarity. Leave this area for me. This is the thing I can do better than anyone.

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