Happy , Happy, Happy. My father alwyas warned me that happiness is limited, so we should spend it properly. I dont believe, there is nothing limited in this world. Its our fault , its our limitation that we can only think about limited things, we only think when we are forced to think, we only think staying inside our limited resources of experiences and close all the other possibilities of feedback. Ritwik Ghatak once told a student "practise thinking". Yes it is very important. There are no particular ways of thinking, and there are nothing called good way of thinking or bad way of thinking. Every second our mind thinks, sometime we dont even know what is she thinking about. We just try to control our mind and make it to think with us. But it is not supposed to be that way. It is we who should make ourselves think with our mind.
Today everyone is in a phislosophical mood, so I thought I should add my pakao philosophies too. Saurabh bhaiya as usual can easily become the prophet in a world where people have good sense of humor and open mind to accept new things. I dont know the last time when I learned so many things from a single person, I also dont remember the last time when I had so many galis from a single person. After this academic year, as the life of a graduate student has this as the unit of year, I will miss those b.b (balcony bashing), b.f (balcony fundebaji) and b.s (balcony smoking) days with him. As I lokk back to my two years of masters in europe today, I dont feel that it was at all fruitless. I didnt produce that much mathematically that i was supposed to produce, given the motivation and background i had in mathematics after undergarduation. But then I learned so many things. I learned how to live and not succumb to the pressure of the outside world. I learned how to be happy with small things. I learned how to enjoy alone. Srushti is basically a funny creature, who thinks and produces trash philosophies ( better than mine offcourse), but he is very helpful. His room in weekends in paris was a real escape for me. All those experiments of cooking and chutiyapa has made me a good marriage material . See I can cook reasonably, I have a weird sense of umor (aleast I have it ok), I can live with other human beings peacefully, I can talk about nonsense for a long time, I like kids, I am happy with the option of being a househusband or a dog, and most importantly I dont get bored with anything after this two years.
So srushti told me that he liked the songs I recorded last year in Paris. He is the second person to say that. And I am very happy that atleast there exists two human beings who liked them. One of the songs was written for one of my friends. His name is Saurabh Shaw. But we know him as Chasa (farmer) (for his dehati way of living), hulo (for his love for cats and he also looks like male cats). the song was an attempt to make this phenomena called chasa in every college. The lyrics is vulgar and dont try to understand it if you dont appreciate vulgarity.
Myao Myao chasa,
moder gorob asha,
kokhono awush amon dhan, kokhono desi aon dhan,
shokale lota haate mathe ghate bosha,
shay j trendy chasa , chay rendi khasa,
kokhono menir telephone, kohono nijer guprodhon
babai-e haat buliye dnat keliye hasa.
chashi bhai khetekhute, bhablo bekar e jawani
onekdin beral chude gonorrhea-r hoyrani
gamla gamla birjo dhele chashar shine shirshirani
pokar marar worldcup-a chasha jitlo menir joni
tarpor jemonti hoy, e golpo same golpo noy
mondirer kone shesh bhalobasha
myao myao myao chasha.
The second song is a non vulgar one, and maybe it is not that good, but it has a very fresh tune :
amar bhalobasha kothay umi aaj,
jokhon shomoy shesh hoy
shatshokale aaj
paat kora shob smriti te porlo bhnaj.
r pache tomar amar prem bnache
jholshe jay kono kobita
paar kore shomoy-thomoy joto achhe
gupto ajke shobita
table konay thongay thongay shobdo aaj hochche jobdo
cable theke tv chhoray dirghoswash
table konay thongay thongay shobdo aaj hochche jobdo
shower khule khamkhelyalir srabon mash.
amar bhalo basha kothay tumi aaj
jokhon shomoy shesh hoy shaatshokale aaj
paat kora shob smritite porlo bhnaj.
Bt my favourite songs remain ai raat, the lyrics is a bit immature but anyway it was written 3 years back.
There are few poeple who are so lovable that you can not help yourself . Yes I have met this kind of people, most of the time when i am in a very bad phase of my life. And most of the time after the bad phase is over they leave, it is like that always. Every sentence is terminated by a full stop. But, hey, the last sentence of this blog is not , I just l
Friday, June 13, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Obama, pseudo humanist , few baseless italians, cubism
I dont have hard feelings for any community , but yes i hate certain people. those who try to identify themselves with the powerfuls, those who are too weak to stand alone, those who are not aware of the world but still makes comments about them. Today was a hard day. Tried a lot to sleep but two problems kept me awake all the time. Just when I was sure that if I dont sleep i will be dead by the overdose of caffine I had to leave my bed to go to the student secratariat . That place is a machchhibazar. Full of childish phirangis , dressing like as if there is nothing real attached to their existence, everything is a bloody show off and they just trying to hide the baselessness of their life by their guccis and armanis. wonder how did they manage to get up so early to put make up and all those crazy perfumes and wear all those weird clothes and come to the student secretariat. The most boring part of the european stay is that you will never find any interesting conversation where you can learn any new thing, even any new jokes. Wonder how could such creatively challenged people enjoy the majority of the resources of this world. Knock Knock, God, are you white ? So I was there in that bloody mess with all this safedi ki jhnak. I have started hating the white color these days. Good for me, atlast I am doing something which can be calssified as universal virtue. I waited there for 30 minutes, then my turn came, I went to the counter, then guy in the counter took me to some weird lady whose only aim of life is to show how difficult is typing in computer by making disturbing noices. She asked me to wait there, wait for the person in chanrge, who was probably watching porn or playing 3 patti in his computer. I waited another 30-40 minutes. Just imagine , you haven't slept for last 36 hours and you have come to this place without eating anything , and the guy is doing some chutiyapa in his computer, and you are sitting there , in that circus. I never felt such a strong urge of killing someone in my life. There were pathetic human beings, there were ignorant human beings, but that dimag ka paidal was a most jhnatu idot i have ever seen. He called me after a long time, I went there, he made a face as if he is doing a favour to me. He started speaking in italian. Languages are very easy specially european. I understand Italin if someone speaks slowly, offcourse all these european language which can be classified under the monkey group language are not rich enough to be difficult. I dont speak any of them, since this is my personal choice. For me speaking in C++ is much more challenging than speaking in french or german or italian. He finished his work, I felt like putting that guys face on the table and drilling a hole in his head very slowly. that part was finished, then I went to the insti. Tried to print off some document but that middle age machine didn't work properly. Then had lunch, went to uni again, waited for the last lecture of the course called "Realization". Europeans never understood what understanding it, the more they pretended the more they moved away from understanding and the more they pretended. This realization course is like any other eurpean mathematical course. Which shows the emptyness of the western thought processing. After all it takes a Gandhi or Buddha to show the simple facts and paths. I can take responsibility of atleast the failure of the course Realization as most of the talk were given by me and I am a really bad speaker, and there were no apparent relation between my talks. The choices of the topics were not mine. Before the course I thought that we will cover Motives and that is the main area of interest of this course, So I read the lecture notes on motives , then the course was just a simple bachcha gradutae level cohomology course, where you come and talk abot trivial things, which even a child can understand given suffiecient time. Then it became a course of vague category theory, which is not mathematics, then it became vague nomenclatures of things. And ended with the two most boring and unprepared talks. Today was one of them. I couldn't keep myself awake for the lecture. So I started painting. The prof Haramadaletto invited everyone for diner in his home after the lecture. I didn't sleep, it was more than 48 hours then. I went there. Well this pseudosophisticated pepole of europe really pisses me off. None of them are strong. They lack confidence, they lack talent but still they pretend. Normally in this kind of company I dont feel like speaking, moreover I was tired, then got drunk, then there was this typical western post lunch conversation. Topic chnaged to politics. It became Obama bashing. Chutiya letto said that he doesn't like Obama as he doesn't know about the world. I was angry, felt like breaking chutiyalettos naak, wahipe.Safidi ke jhnak, gay putra , Chris said that it is very important for usa to have him as president as he will be the first black president. As if Obamas wole existence is determined by his skin color. I couldn't stop myself. This was too much. I dont care about who was who there, only thing that came in my mind was the chanakya theory, samul vinash and tiraskar for enemies. I know that this phirangi people has lived their phokat ka life for a long time. NOw either they should be enslaved or terminated. All powers should join hand to destroy this pretentious western culture. Sarpa krudha , khala krudha, phirangi krudhatara khala. Whiteness should be eliminated from this world.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
You have Kota they have quota
Anger rules. India is teh highest producers of donkeys is a very well known fact. It is also well known that Indian Government , till recently funded many Institute of national importance to produce high number of Donkeys. So there were IIT's and AIIMs and all those stuffs. What you have to do become a Donkey ? It's easy, learn how to integrate and differentiate without even knowing what integration and differentiation means, learn how to memorize complex organic chemistry bullshit, learn how to pretend that you know physics by just solving problems from pirimitive physics books like H C verma , gather all the probable "types" of questions from FIIT JEE's and Brilliant. And then the last resort , ask your father to spend some money for you for the grooming procedure in Kota. Every year the money spend by the parents for their beloved meritorious donkeys for the preparation of the entrance exam can easily feed half of the hungry people in subsaharan africa. But hey , don't you want to go to IIT or AIIM. Don't you like the kool life after IIT or in IIT. People will love you, wherever you go, you are the next avatar of vishnu or something like that, and what about the kool lingo they use ? Even you can write books, people will love it, however bad it is literally. And then you can protest too, wearing hip clothes , with fancy placards, and burning the Indian costitution, since it was written by a pro reservationist dalit. Most often parents will encourage their son to prepare , not much for the daughters, they are not strong enough, isn't it ? don't you know that girls are scared of mathematics ? they always do well in those subjects where you need to memorize, like arts ? Yes you are right arts is not a real subject. Have you met any poet who had a car , or a painter who goes to disco every night and speaks in angreji all the time ? Or a small film maker who says that reservation should be abolished. How can they afford, they are not intelligent enough to understand all these stuffs. They are the scum of the academic world, they go for arts.
In my high school many people tried to seduce me to go to the IITs. Yes I am not intelligent enough. I had real problems with big integration, I never understood the point of chemistry. After mechanics the high school physics lookes so obscure and out of place. I studied arts, I read poems, a lot of them. I read stories, I studied books on cinema, even religion. I was out of the competitive world as I was not intelligent. My parents somehow hooked me with this physics teacher whose only aim in his life was to crowd the iits with his students. I wont lie, but he liked me. May be because in the first half I was really interested in phyics, and doing well. But then every reasonable humna being needs a motivation for learning something, the motivation should be more than getting a job. I didnt find any. Forget that part, that freaks me out. Anyway the discussion of IITs started because I found another youth for equality jackass. Yes I am very very pro reservationist. I believe that those who claims to be brahmins rajputs or thakurs should be killed as soon as possible. I believe that all the prophets were victim of hallucination, all religions can be easily reconstructed by any seven year old child, god is not a useful concept. There were few incidents in last 10 years which gave me a lot of information about the real world. Though it screwed up my academic life. One was this youth for equality bullshit and the comments of barkha dutt and chetan bhagat, then this gujrat riots , and one of my friend facing implicit discrimination from her parents for being a girl child. All of them are related , though I dont have any concrete theory to describe the relation. So the story for this article is this : I read a comment of a kid in an orkut community, some IIT aspirant , who believes that his chances of getting into IIT is less because of the reservation issue :
He wrote :
In my high school many people tried to seduce me to go to the IITs. Yes I am not intelligent enough. I had real problems with big integration, I never understood the point of chemistry. After mechanics the high school physics lookes so obscure and out of place. I studied arts, I read poems, a lot of them. I read stories, I studied books on cinema, even religion. I was out of the competitive world as I was not intelligent. My parents somehow hooked me with this physics teacher whose only aim in his life was to crowd the iits with his students. I wont lie, but he liked me. May be because in the first half I was really interested in phyics, and doing well. But then every reasonable humna being needs a motivation for learning something, the motivation should be more than getting a job. I didnt find any. Forget that part, that freaks me out. Anyway the discussion of IITs started because I found another youth for equality jackass. Yes I am very very pro reservationist. I believe that those who claims to be brahmins rajputs or thakurs should be killed as soon as possible. I believe that all the prophets were victim of hallucination, all religions can be easily reconstructed by any seven year old child, god is not a useful concept. There were few incidents in last 10 years which gave me a lot of information about the real world. Though it screwed up my academic life. One was this youth for equality bullshit and the comments of barkha dutt and chetan bhagat, then this gujrat riots , and one of my friend facing implicit discrimination from her parents for being a girl child. All of them are related , though I dont have any concrete theory to describe the relation. So the story for this article is this : I read a comment of a kid in an orkut community, some IIT aspirant , who believes that his chances of getting into IIT is less because of the reservation issue :
He wrote :
"reservation sucks
reservation sucks
u are self centered
The person who comes to sweep an clean up in our house is a kayastha like me
he lives with family of 6people in 1 room and a makeshift bathroom
He won't be getting reservation bcoz he is of high caste and suposedly gets more previliges.
will u give up ur place fr his son who is giving his exams this year
he had to borrow money to even get forms and stationary for this
reservation sucks
Anyway
whatever was done in the past centuries was not done by me
Did I personally opress ur forefathers
All I am aiming for is a good career and my chances of getting in a good college is
only 50% even though I am still in my 11 th and have not even given my 12 th exams
Am I a lesser citizen because of my caste? bcoz of what someone else had done?
Answer me"
and also :
"The girl whom u have showed in profile pic, the people who don't get 3 square meals a day are never going to be able to reap the benefits of reservation
Why???????/
because--- They don't have access to basic/primary education
the people who will be at advantage will be people from towns and cities who have adequate access to education and and other essential facilities
people from middle class and high income groups
ministers,businessmen,big shop owners etc who don't really face a crisis.
It won't affect that tea stall owner in front of ur house,neither will it help those rickshaw pullers or the farmer ploughing his field.
Why?
Again the answer is education.
These people don't have access to basic amneties like clean water,let alone education
And u expect them to leapfrog into universities ????????
u r just greedy people,nothing else"
I wrote :
Reservation is not for economic justice it is for social justice. Our existence largely depends on our social status not economic power. Simple facts contradicting your point of
view:
1. A rich mans wife is also rich but is she powerful socially ?
2. u said : The person who comes to sweep an clean up in our house is a kayastha like me
he lives with family of 6people in 1 room and a makeshift bathroom
He won't be getting reservation bcoz he is of high caste and suposedly gets more previliges.
will u give up ur place fr his son who is giving his exams this year
he had to borrow money to even get forms and stationary for this
I say : That kayastha will always try to arrange money for his sons education, as they have the culture of education in their family. think about those people who are not allowed to study for thousand years. Will they do the same thing ? This kayastha knows that once his son crosses the threshold of higher education and gets a good job his social status will be same as you or any other middleclass. But what about backward caste , who is made to believe that whatever happens they are backward caste and socially they dont have any power.
All this drama for youth for equality shows that how reservation is imporatnt. How many stories of injustice with dalits you have ever heard ? Those stories are told to you by some people who are not dalits. As if they don't even have the right to protest for themselves. In our so called modern world all of us still believe that those who are socially powerful has the right to protest and also we hold the right to protest for others. Our system taught us that if we protest it will be heard, media will cover it, police wont kill the protestors as all of us belong to so called good families. But when they try to protest no one will go, they are just scum of the society. Only we, the strongs can represent them when our personal motive is not at stake.
you and your youth of equality sound like Marx, who once said about the peole trying to get freedom from colonisation : " They cannot represent themselves, they must be represented "- Karl Marx, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte.
you said:
whatever was done in the past centuries was not done by me
Did I personally opress ur forefathers
All I am aiming for is a good career and my chances of getting in a good college is
only 50% even though I am still in my 11 th and have not even given my 12 th exams
Am I a lesser citizen because of my caste? bcoz of what someone else had done?
Answer me
I say :
This reservation is not an act of revenge, it is a damage repairing algorithm. The only reason India was colonized by British, was the Kingdom was not the representative of Indians. Now you look at the present or any government, do you see the representation of classes properly in it ? Look at any educational institute or any MNC or any goevernment office, do you see equal representation. Equal representation is important for economy. If a huge part of the population fails to represent in all these things , their contribution to GDP becomes zero and hence they also get back the minimal social and economical benifits. So the end result is they remain dormant for years. Its you who is selfish. Try to understand the reality, though you have always the option to run away from it, like your forefathers did, but then you will be pulling our country back to the middle ages.
You said :
The girl whom u have showed in profile pic, the people who don't get 3 square meals a day are never going to be able to reap the benefits of reservation.
I say :
How do you know that they wont get the benifit ? Grass root level reservation has many minus point, it will divide our divided indian society more. Childhood time is the time when you get your prejuidices developing and those prejuidices most often never leaves. So ig you start telling a child about his or her caste and the importance of it by reservation from grass root level, then we will have million countries inside India. And anyway after you finish your education you are not going to help that girl in that picture. So why dont you keep your mouth shut.
This maggus from IIT and AIIMS never knew what struggle is, how does it feel to receive social discrimination for being someone from a lower caste. Their definition of struggle is the struggle to memorize things for the entrance exam. Where you will study for three years without knowing why you are studying. You study maths just to do well in maths exam so that you get in some bullshit engg college and then you get a big salary job. So your struggle or their struggle has nothing great in it. This struggle is protected by your parents. They constantly supply you with books, food, Brilliant FIITJEE material (worth lakhs of rupees), private tutors, probably a place in the "KOTA" factory of developing donkeys. You have Kota for you so they have quota for them.
You and with all due respect to your forefathers, they, never knew about this world properly. Grow up grow up."
Before the end , this what one website realted to Kota says :
"Welcome to coaching city. Once Rajasthan's biggest industrial hub, Kota is now churning out the highest number of IITians in the country and the institutes claim that one-third of the nearly 5,000 students who crack the JEE are groomed in Kota."
I am really interested to know what Barkha Dutt and Chetan Bhagat will say about this .
The person who comes to sweep an clean up in our house is a kayastha like me
he lives with family of 6people in 1 room and a makeshift bathroom
He won't be getting reservation bcoz he is of high caste and suposedly gets more previliges.
will u give up ur place fr his son who is giving his exams this year
he had to borrow money to even get forms and stationary for this
reservation sucks
Anyway
whatever was done in the past centuries was not done by me
Did I personally opress ur forefathers
All I am aiming for is a good career and my chances of getting in a good college is
only 50% even though I am still in my 11 th and have not even given my 12 th exams
Am I a lesser citizen because of my caste? bcoz of what someone else had done?
Answer me"
and also :
"The girl whom u have showed in profile pic, the people who don't get 3 square meals a day are never going to be able to reap the benefits of reservation
Why???????/
because--- They don't have access to basic/primary education
the people who will be at advantage will be people from towns and cities who have adequate access to education and and other essential facilities
people from middle class and high income groups
ministers,businessmen,big shop owners etc who don't really face a crisis.
It won't affect that tea stall owner in front of ur house,neither will it help those rickshaw pullers or the farmer ploughing his field.
Why?
Again the answer is education.
These people don't have access to basic amneties like clean water,let alone education
And u expect them to leapfrog into universities ????????
u r just greedy people,nothing else"
I wrote :
Reservation is not for economic justice it is for social justice. Our existence largely depends on our social status not economic power. Simple facts contradicting your point of
view:
1. A rich mans wife is also rich but is she powerful socially ?
2. u said : The person who comes to sweep an clean up in our house is a kayastha like me
he lives with family of 6people in 1 room and a makeshift bathroom
He won't be getting reservation bcoz he is of high caste and suposedly gets more previliges.
will u give up ur place fr his son who is giving his exams this year
he had to borrow money to even get forms and stationary for this
I say : That kayastha will always try to arrange money for his sons education, as they have the culture of education in their family. think about those people who are not allowed to study for thousand years. Will they do the same thing ? This kayastha knows that once his son crosses the threshold of higher education and gets a good job his social status will be same as you or any other middleclass. But what about backward caste , who is made to believe that whatever happens they are backward caste and socially they dont have any power.
All this drama for youth for equality shows that how reservation is imporatnt. How many stories of injustice with dalits you have ever heard ? Those stories are told to you by some people who are not dalits. As if they don't even have the right to protest for themselves. In our so called modern world all of us still believe that those who are socially powerful has the right to protest and also we hold the right to protest for others. Our system taught us that if we protest it will be heard, media will cover it, police wont kill the protestors as all of us belong to so called good families. But when they try to protest no one will go, they are just scum of the society. Only we, the strongs can represent them when our personal motive is not at stake.
you and your youth of equality sound like Marx, who once said about the peole trying to get freedom from colonisation : " They cannot represent themselves, they must be represented "- Karl Marx, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte.
you said:
whatever was done in the past centuries was not done by me
Did I personally opress ur forefathers
All I am aiming for is a good career and my chances of getting in a good college is
only 50% even though I am still in my 11 th and have not even given my 12 th exams
Am I a lesser citizen because of my caste? bcoz of what someone else had done?
Answer me
I say :
This reservation is not an act of revenge, it is a damage repairing algorithm. The only reason India was colonized by British, was the Kingdom was not the representative of Indians. Now you look at the present or any government, do you see the representation of classes properly in it ? Look at any educational institute or any MNC or any goevernment office, do you see equal representation. Equal representation is important for economy. If a huge part of the population fails to represent in all these things , their contribution to GDP becomes zero and hence they also get back the minimal social and economical benifits. So the end result is they remain dormant for years. Its you who is selfish. Try to understand the reality, though you have always the option to run away from it, like your forefathers did, but then you will be pulling our country back to the middle ages.
You said :
The girl whom u have showed in profile pic, the people who don't get 3 square meals a day are never going to be able to reap the benefits of reservation.
I say :
How do you know that they wont get the benifit ? Grass root level reservation has many minus point, it will divide our divided indian society more. Childhood time is the time when you get your prejuidices developing and those prejuidices most often never leaves. So ig you start telling a child about his or her caste and the importance of it by reservation from grass root level, then we will have million countries inside India. And anyway after you finish your education you are not going to help that girl in that picture. So why dont you keep your mouth shut.
This maggus from IIT and AIIMS never knew what struggle is, how does it feel to receive social discrimination for being someone from a lower caste. Their definition of struggle is the struggle to memorize things for the entrance exam. Where you will study for three years without knowing why you are studying. You study maths just to do well in maths exam so that you get in some bullshit engg college and then you get a big salary job. So your struggle or their struggle has nothing great in it. This struggle is protected by your parents. They constantly supply you with books, food, Brilliant FIITJEE material (worth lakhs of rupees), private tutors, probably a place in the "KOTA" factory of developing donkeys. You have Kota for you so they have quota for them.
You and with all due respect to your forefathers, they, never knew about this world properly. Grow up grow up."
Before the end , this what one website realted to Kota says :
"Welcome to coaching city. Once Rajasthan's biggest industrial hub, Kota is now churning out the highest number of IITians in the country and the institutes claim that one-third of the nearly 5,000 students who crack the JEE are groomed in Kota."
I am really interested to know what Barkha Dutt and Chetan Bhagat will say about this .
pyar ke side effects
Its a very late morning again. And I dont take any responsibility for this. Yesterday evening I was angry. So there was this hedache, the biggest one of last few months. So slept late, and it was really hard to get up when your head pains and the weather is shit. But, the future of the day doesn't look that bad . I am not the only one who is angry or who deserves to be angry. I read this news
http://in.news.yahoo.com/indiaabroad/20080607/r_t_ians_nl_general/tnl-love-struck-man-climbs-15-floors-fal-b9e311f_1.html
. Just imagine a guy trying to climb a drainpipe to meet someone in the dead fo the night , he climbs first floor , then second then he goes up up , motivated enough to not look down. But just when he is there, he looks down and thats it , free fall. There was a line in Herbert :
Balloon, rocket , birds , steps , whatever goes up comes down. And by newton , with same end velocity and acceleration. Justice is there only after death.
The news ends like this :
"There is no one that we can hold accountable for the accident but the victim himself, who was foolish enough to climb up the drain pipe," said Deputy Commissioner of Police Sateesh Balan.
Then there was this news :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/indiaabroad/20080606/r_t_ians_nl_general/tnl-love-for-empty-bullet-lands-woman-in-b9e311f.html
She must be very angry. She just loves empty bullets. Like Dharmendra likes khoon of is favourite dog, or ramgopal verma loves bal thackre, or salman khan loves black bucks or Osama loves USA. Like all these people her love was so non violent, still police stopped her. Can you imagine police stopping Morarji Desai carrying a bottle of fresh yellow urine ? Then why this discrimination. Well, Morarji Desai was a national pride, for Pakistan. He is the only Indian to receive the highest civilian awards from both India and Pakistan, namely the Bharat Ratna and Nishaan-e-Pakistan. He had tried hard to run for the nobel peace prize like all the prime ministers before Manmohan Singh ( modulo Indira Gandhi) tried. His best friend was Zia ul-Haq. He shared every news with him, his breakfast, the color f his morning shit , the briefings from RAW. The great story of how he didnt believe the RAW briefing that Pakistan is developing their nuclear power and called Zia ul-Haq and told him that RAW is giving all this weird stories is really one of the greatest stories of friendship and love. But he was the greatest inventor of auto urine theory. Don't laugh , this theory is really sound. Atleast drinking your own piss is far better than drinking others isn't it . Read the following story to start respecting our great leader bharat ratna Morarji Desai :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/ani/20080607/r_t_ani_nl_nri/tnl-cow-urine-as-anti-diabetic-drug-d03182a.html
http://in.news.yahoo.com/indiaabroad/20080607/r_t_ians_nl_general/tnl-love-struck-man-climbs-15-floors-fal-b9e311f_1.html
. Just imagine a guy trying to climb a drainpipe to meet someone in the dead fo the night , he climbs first floor , then second then he goes up up , motivated enough to not look down. But just when he is there, he looks down and thats it , free fall. There was a line in Herbert :
Balloon, rocket , birds , steps , whatever goes up comes down. And by newton , with same end velocity and acceleration. Justice is there only after death.
The news ends like this :
"There is no one that we can hold accountable for the accident but the victim himself, who was foolish enough to climb up the drain pipe," said Deputy Commissioner of Police Sateesh Balan.
Then there was this news :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/indiaabroad/20080606/r_t_ians_nl_general/tnl-love-for-empty-bullet-lands-woman-in-b9e311f.html
She must be very angry. She just loves empty bullets. Like Dharmendra likes khoon of is favourite dog, or ramgopal verma loves bal thackre, or salman khan loves black bucks or Osama loves USA. Like all these people her love was so non violent, still police stopped her. Can you imagine police stopping Morarji Desai carrying a bottle of fresh yellow urine ? Then why this discrimination. Well, Morarji Desai was a national pride, for Pakistan. He is the only Indian to receive the highest civilian awards from both India and Pakistan, namely the Bharat Ratna and Nishaan-e-Pakistan. He had tried hard to run for the nobel peace prize like all the prime ministers before Manmohan Singh ( modulo Indira Gandhi) tried. His best friend was Zia ul-Haq. He shared every news with him, his breakfast, the color f his morning shit , the briefings from RAW. The great story of how he didnt believe the RAW briefing that Pakistan is developing their nuclear power and called Zia ul-Haq and told him that RAW is giving all this weird stories is really one of the greatest stories of friendship and love. But he was the greatest inventor of auto urine theory. Don't laugh , this theory is really sound. Atleast drinking your own piss is far better than drinking others isn't it . Read the following story to start respecting our great leader bharat ratna Morarji Desai :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/ani/20080607/r_t_ani_nl_nri/tnl-cow-urine-as-anti-diabetic-drug-d03182a.html
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Bewafa Deepika ya baal baal dekho
First censor di certificate.
Film name Bewafa Deepika ya baal baal dekho. Universal yet adult. Language : Slangali.
Then dhnechu production presents :
A boring picture movie:
BEWAFA DEEPIKA YA BAAL BAAL DEKHO.
The title song starts
http://www.esnips.com/doc/89855daf-36c2-46a0-88ba-eff921ebb0ae/Shei-hawa
You can see the room of Mr X. As all the things in his room gets listed on the screen you can see the starting credits. All the names are attached with a tag to the different different objects of the room. The title song fades and you can see Mr X on his bed , half naked, showing his skinny muscles.
The alarm clock starts ringing. It is 8 30 , he has to go to the first lecture. It goes on, he canges his sleeping position, throws the pillow to the clock, after 10 minutes of this philosophical fight MR X gives up. He gets up, the first word of the day coming from his mouth is " gandu saala, antkurir byata ( son of impotent)". He changes the alarm to 10 30. He goes to the bathroom, takes toothpaste on his toothbrush, washes his face, looks at it , feels disgusted ,
Mr X : " Saala er theke gadhar na chhochano pod bhalo ( even dirty arse of donkey is better than this ).
With the toothpaste in his mouth he sits on his bed, he goes to the vishnu position , logs in, reads times of india and bbc, while reading bbc he keeps saying "dhyamna phirangi". Then goes to orkut , goes to his freinds profile, then friends to friends, friends to friends to friend, friends to friends ......... to friend profile. Goes to santbanta checks out all the new wallpapers. And suddenly he looks at the wallpaper of Deepika , Oh deepika Oh Deepika :
song : http://www.esnips.com/doc/bbce22a2-5e79-48d1-828a-5f5370c382e1/Ajab-Si---Om-Shanti-Om
He goes through all the posters of deepika. His fleshless face covers up with emotion and his mouth fills up with the froth of the toothpaste. He finds out that he took part in some competition where the winer will get a chance to talk with deepika padukone by phone. The song is almost over , suddenly his phone rings, he receives the phone, and from the opposite side a woman voice confirms that X has won the prize to talk with deepika, all the froth comes out from his mouth because of surprise, excitement , love etc etc etc. He waits for Deepika, and she starts talking.
Deepika : Hi,
X : .......
Deepika : Hi, Is it , Palandu Choudhury.
X : .....
Deepika : Hi, Can you hear me. What happened to the line. I think I lost him.
X (shouting) : No, No, I am not lost. I am here.
Deepika : So you are here.
X : YA Ya,Good morning Deepika. I am your greatest fan . I have seen Om Shanti Om 15 times.
Deepika : (fake blushing) Because of fans like you we enjoy our stardom. Thanks Pandu.
X: Its Palandu.
Deepika: Oh I am sorry. Thanks Palandu. You have a nice name. What is the meaning ?
X: You have the best name deepika. Light .
Deepika: And the meaning of your name ?
X: God knows.
Deepika: Very meaningful. God knows.
X: NO , NO...
Deepika: So Palandu, how is life treating you. Tell me something about you. We dont get the oppurtunity to know about our fans. Thanks to radio mirchi, TVS sporty, Pepsi, Fair and lovely ... and all the sponsors of this show ....
X: I love you, I mean I love your acting. I always wanted to meet you. It was my dream, now it is partially reality.
Deepika: And what do you do ?
X : You know Yuvraj is a good cricketer but not your type... He is a big flirt, not that stable. You need someone who is stable..
Deepika: Ha ha ha, Palandu ji, this are all rumors.
X: Really. Is it true ? Yeah, I didn't believe it . But you know, you stay so far away, so all this interent news are the only way to know about you. But these bustards....
Deepika : Palandu ji....
X: So Yuvraj is not there. Even I am single Deepika. I am looking for someone who is stable , caring, beautiful, what about you ?
Deepika : You are really funny .
background song starts :
http://www.esnips.com/doc/2ed53f3b-6c16-4d77-9546-c99fcc7cf78b/chandrabindu_Jodi_bolo
X: Yes , all my friend say that. But when you say it means a lot. I have even acted in school plays. Once I was a Donkey in a play. I forgot my lines and started crying. Everyone laughed.
Deepika : He, he
X: You didn't tell me which kind of guy you like .
Deepika: Well, I am busy with films now, and I dont want to be in relationship now, it takes lots of time you know.
X: No , No. Ok. But when you will have time.
Deepika: Someone who loves me, who matured, intelligent, caring, honest, witty.
X: So like Sharrukh khan in Swadesh.
Deepika: He He, Shahrukh is great.
X: You will like someone like shahrukh.
Deepika : Shahrukh in Om shanti Om. He looks kool in it . With his new stye and body
X looks at his body with a sigh of dissapointment.
Deepika : and his new hair style.
X: So you like guys with long hair.
X feels really bad as he shaved his head few days back. Now he doesn't satisfy any of deepikas condition except loving, caring and witty .
Deepika : I mean guys with long hair looks good. But honesty is very important.
X: Yes, Yes honesty honesty. I also like honest people. It seems our taste matches. But its sad that i wont be able to meet you .
Deepika: Oh Palandu ji, you are a nice guy. I will love to meet you.
X: I will only love if I meet you. But it seems impossible.
Deepika: Ohh palandu ji, dont be sad. Ok its a deal . I will meet you when I go to your place. Hey I am going to your place next week. I will take your contacts from the competition. I will try my best to meet you.
X: Really, really really.........
The phone disconnects, the alarm clock rings , Its 10 30. For the first time the alarm clock doesn't piss him off. But still he changes the alarm to 4: 30.
He calls his friend to tell the story and figures out that probably this is the last and first chance to
impress Deepika. What a luck. his friend was sleeping. Those who sleep have their luck sleeping with them.
Interval of the short film.
Enjoy the trailors of the other movies.........
Smoking is strictly prohibited inside the theatre.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
angrezi and raincoat
What is the best phrase to describe a british. Srushti came up with this brilliant idea. Why not N.R.I ? Think about this. Yesterday night internet died, so it was boring. I downloaded ritupornos raincoat few weeks back, so watched it. Raincoat is not one of the best creation of Rituporno, it is not one of his good creation, but there were certain elements which were superb. First of all the cinematography is awesome. The idea of making a complete indoor movie is also really strange hence great. Ritupornos best quality is his smooth story telling, he is not that good in story telling in raincoat. He tried to hide many trivial things for the whole first half , its not his style. May be to make it more commercial he did that. Everyone needs money, even rituporno. Anyway post Anu Kapoor Raincoat is really great, he is a superb actor and steals the whole show. I read Gift of the magi from my english textbook. Most of the stories I have read are from my text book, and I read them properly, mind it. I think it's a good story and with all its minor faults even Raincoat is a good script. I liked the movie yesterday , I didn't have anything more fruitful to do, I wrote my second angreji poem after that (first one was in Sreekumar vermas creative english).
oh love, oh love ,
what you did to the lovers ?
Neither I can breathe in nor she can breathe out, lovers ...
following the rules of sacrifices
they have given up.....
old prized possessions
called dreams,
this extreme
punishment,
do they deserve ?
how can you stay calm today ?
oh love oh love,
they are simply lovers,
when the sun is burning the moon each night, they are lovers ....
following the rules of sacrifices
the moon gives up ......
the world wakes up
with each sunrise
to see the death of lovers.
They die, they die,
then why did you lie to the lovers ?
then why dont you die with them ? those lovers .
they die, they die,
even then they pretend to be alive,
they lie, they lie
and the world looks grey,
birds dont sing, they cry,
they knew the lovers.
following the rules of sacrifices
they never showed ...
only possession
called pain.
please explain,
this punishment,
do they deserve ?
oh love .
Saala mein to sahib bann gaya.
oh love, oh love ,
what you did to the lovers ?
Neither I can breathe in nor she can breathe out, lovers ...
following the rules of sacrifices
they have given up.....
old prized possessions
called dreams,
this extreme
punishment,
do they deserve ?
how can you stay calm today ?
oh love oh love,
they are simply lovers,
when the sun is burning the moon each night, they are lovers ....
following the rules of sacrifices
the moon gives up ......
the world wakes up
with each sunrise
to see the death of lovers.
They die, they die,
then why did you lie to the lovers ?
then why dont you die with them ? those lovers .
they die, they die,
even then they pretend to be alive,
they lie, they lie
and the world looks grey,
birds dont sing, they cry,
they knew the lovers.
following the rules of sacrifices
they never showed ...
only possession
called pain.
please explain,
this punishment,
do they deserve ?
oh love .
Saala mein to sahib bann gaya.
Monday, June 2, 2008
suppose i am in love
There are hundred of movies talking about love, thousands of stories and poems preaching. And you think all these are bullshit ? Think it again ? There are moments when I think that all these th
are bullshit, but that is precisely the time when I eat pasta and horse meat in Piovego. Today morning was not the usual morning, I feel scared, a little bit. I had a dream, and that made me sad and scared. So when the ground below is shaking its better to not put your feet on it. So I sat on my bed and made a song for me, you and the dream. This is the last month of my masters , and with enough bad luck this can be the last month of few things which i dont want to end. But anyway , I am not a superpower, and truely helpless. I just watch things going away. That is for future, for the unknown sad things of future why should we make the present bad. So lets start :
D A E_m D
Aj shokale, shopno eshe , first cigarette bhjiye dilo,
D A E_m D
r pahare, berate giye, shesh nodite keu bhjiye dilo,
D A
nodir rong gholate holo,
D A
akash holo nilbihin,
D A
shechcha ghumeo shopno ashe na r
D A
balconyte uri dikbidik.
D A E_m D
Payer tolay, shorshe dana , muche tomay ankre dhorechi thik.
B_m A
Tomay bhalobashe mon
B_m A
tomakey-e bhalobashe mon.
are bullshit, but that is precisely the time when I eat pasta and horse meat in Piovego. Today morning was not the usual morning, I feel scared, a little bit. I had a dream, and that made me sad and scared. So when the ground below is shaking its better to not put your feet on it. So I sat on my bed and made a song for me, you and the dream. This is the last month of my masters , and with enough bad luck this can be the last month of few things which i dont want to end. But anyway , I am not a superpower, and truely helpless. I just watch things going away. That is for future, for the unknown sad things of future why should we make the present bad. So lets start :
D A E_m D
Aj shokale, shopno eshe , first cigarette bhjiye dilo,
D A E_m D
r pahare, berate giye, shesh nodite keu bhjiye dilo,
D A
nodir rong gholate holo,
D A
akash holo nilbihin,
D A
shechcha ghumeo shopno ashe na r
D A
balconyte uri dikbidik.
D A E_m D
Payer tolay, shorshe dana , muche tomay ankre dhorechi thik.
B_m A
Tomay bhalobashe mon
B_m A
tomakey-e bhalobashe mon.
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